INTERN LEVEL
When you receive your first Email, Text, or Call simply block this line of communication and report the credentials to upper management the moment you feel suspicious of good intent.
The person attempting communication will simply have to reach out to another line of communication and begin their journey of honesty. ‘Why can’t I get through to anyone who seems like they care? Is it my frustration that paints me in a negative light or are these simply ‘bad times’ to communicate’ ?
HELLO WORLD:
Try and use professional and modern vocabulary. Their value is evident in their use.
Initiate your ledger with ‘Hello World Support’ and settle balances 24 hours.
NETWORK OPERATOR SYNTAX
MOM: ‘Hey did you do what I told you to do !? 12:32am est (end) [reply] YOU: 12:39am est (begin) [ hello world telegraph ] Hello World Operator #2: ‘THANK YOU FOR CONTACTING THE HELLO WORLD TELEGRAPH SYSTEM. PLEASE CONFIRM YOUR COMMUNICATION LINE, DATE AND TIME OF CONTACT: YOUR CURRENT BALANCE IS: $19.02 usd. To proceed please pay your balance in full or contact support 24 hours a day.
SUMMARY
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO USE THIS PROFESSIONAL VOICEMAIL PROMPT. IT IS A FREE OF CHARGE SERVICE, COURTESY OF HELLO WORLD:
PAYMENT DETAILS: UPON PAYMENT, CLIENT WILL RECEIVE ‘AUTHORIZATION #’ AND ‘RECEIPT NUMBER’ OPERATOR MUST SIMPLY PROVIDE THIS INFORMATION TO HELLO WORLD WITH PERSONAL DEPOSIT PREFERENCE [STANDARD BUSINESS CLASS DELIVERY APPLIES – *LESS SERVICE FEE] *taxable* [HELLO WORLD IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR NEGLIGENT ACTS OF FRAUD OR ACTS NOT PERFORMED IN GOOD FAITH]
TELEGRAPH TRANSCRIPT: (copy & paste)
HELLO WORLD
The Standard Reserve 