Hello World
Magical Friends
Hello World Variety Show (Power Trip)
Act 1
Location:
Scary Haunted Mansion
Director God-
‘Hey guys what are we doing here at this place? This is definitely a Haunted Scary Mansion’
Pixie Angel-
‘Yes, we know, you brought us here, we aren’t sure why, it says Haunted Mansion, and you followed multiple signs leading us here.’
Director God-
‘Oh I should have known better, this actually is a terrible idea. I don’t feel safe here at all.’
Pixie Angel-
‘How could any of us feel safe here? We’re actually all terrified beyond belief, and have no idea what we’re doing here beyond the fact that we’re now lost within this massive and terrifying estate, and really want to leave somehow but happen again to be lost.’
Director God-
‘No I understand, and have no idea why I would lead us here, it makes no sense. There’s clearly good reason to be terrified especially considering we’re lost, and have no way to call anyone for help.’
Pixie Angel-
‘We don’t even have phones in places that aren’t dreadfully unwelcoming and dangerous, since we don’t have any money Mister, are you sure it was the right thing to do, meaning we know it was a terrible idea for you to not bring your phone, as you clearly lead us right into this dreadful place that we are now completely lost in.’
Director God-
‘No, no it was actually the worst possible consideration pertaining communication devices, and I can’t justify why I chose not to bring my phone then lead us right into this horrible place. I really want to get out of here bad.’
Pixie Angel-
‘So do we! But I can barely think due to how scared beyond rational belief I am. Magic Cat, also doesn’t have a phone or any money, ever.’
Director God-
‘Magic Cat is actually the last thing I was thinking about and I don’t think Magic Cat would be any better equiped to handle the desperate circumstances surrounding the horrors of this ordeal. I still can’t believe I actually followed signs to this place called Scary Haunted Mansion.’
Magic Cat-
‘You guys, I’m right here, I’ve been here the whole time, this entire time as we began this unexplainable journey along a clearly marked path leading us into this horrid place beyond comprehension that we now happen to be lost in.’
Director God-
‘Right, good point.’
Magic Cat-
‘What is a good point? Why would you say that? Right now we have got to actually try and get out of here, because I hear approaching footsteps from an unidentified source, and we actually have no business being here right now or ever actually. We have to go away from the direction of those footsteps, can you hear them?’
Director God / Pixie Angel-
‘Yes / Yes !! – Oh dear God / I hear them too!’
Magic Cat-
‘Why would the two of you raise your voices as footsteps approach please let’s run this very minute away.’
Act 2
Amazing Dog-
‘There is no possible chance that we could have made a worse decision in choosing to enter that trap door that said ‘beware’ leading us here underground, where it’s even darker than before, and seemingly bigger and more confusing.’
Director God-
‘You couldn’t be more right. I don’t know why but I feel even more scared than before, it’s actually a result of terrible decision making, as the trap door we had to jump through was marked with the words ‘beware’ – this just keeps getting worse so it seems.’
Pixie Angel-
‘Much worse, as a matter of fact, why did you decide to jump through a trap door in the floor that we can’t even get back up to, leading us further into a type of labyrinth of fear and complete disorientation due to being completely lost? I’m paralyzed with fear at this point and the shadowy figures that seem to be following us are simply panic inducing.’
Director God-
‘I agree completely as I can feel eyes upon us and also happen to be aware of these horrifying movements happening within and amongst the dark recesses of this practical nightmare of an actual place.’
Magic Cat-
‘How are the words ‘beware’ even to find themselves on a trap door, no less find strangers to this horrific place entering that same door?’
Pixie Angel-
‘It’s because Director God keeps making these decisions on our behalf. We just keep following him.’
Director God-
‘I can’t even justify any of the decisions I’ve made leading us here. I’m completely terrified of the place where we happen to be this very moment right now and everything, we actually need to get out of here huh?’
Pixie Angel-
‘If it weren’t for the fact that we had to jump through that trap door about 30 feet or so yes, but seeing as we now need some type of ladder or such to climb our way out, once we do, if we do, we still happen to be lost- considering we entered a maze of mirrors to lead us to that marked trap door that we never should have jumped through.’
Magic Cat-
‘Entering a maze of mirrors while already lost could be one of the worst ideas ever.’
Director God-
‘Really I’m not sure why I did that.’
Pixie Angel-
‘This is the scariest possible scenario to be part of and I feel dizzy, we have to stop leading ourselves further from places we recognize and try to backtrack and leave this place at once somehow.’
Director God-
‘Ok, lets head through those glass doors towards that giant dark pool made of marble.’
Magic Cat-
‘No, we shouldn’t do that because there are less lights through those doors than where we are, and it says something that appears to be marked in blood on the glass, we should try and draw those mysterious eyes away from here, and locate a way back through that trap door like a ladder or something else that we can climb to escape.’
Amazing Dog-
‘Magic Cat is right, we should avert the attention of those eyes and make sure that no matter what we do we don’t lose our reference point back above ground, where that trap door leads us to.’
Director God-
‘That’s a good plan for now, ok follow me, let’s find a way to climb back through that door in what is now the ceiling.’
Pixie Angel-
‘I feel like I can’t breathe now that you identified how confined we are by that horribly high ceiling.’
Magic Cat-
‘I too feel like I’m physically dying.’
Amazing Dog-
‘Same effect, this is getting worse by the minute.’
Director God-
‘Ok quickly follow me – let’s go towards that dark and eerie seemingly empty pool through those glass doors marked with blood.’
Act 3
Magic Cat-
‘I feel like my soul is in hazard due to the terror of entering this area made of white marble beyond giant glass doors marked in blood with the words ‘danger’.
Pixie Angel-
‘We could turn back but those eyes are now peering from beyond the other side of those giant glass doors. We need to run this very moment, I can’t process the level of horror I’m experiencing.’
Director God-
‘I can’t believe how much scarier it is here than where we just were.’
Pixie Angel-
‘It was your idea Mister, and you even said “let’s go towards that eerie seemingly empty pool” as you lead us here.’
Director God-
‘Right, right I regret it instantly, we shouldn’t have done that and now we’re trapped by those horrible mysterious sets of eyes peering directly at us.’
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